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121Fuzzy20:09 7 Jun 06[ urinal-cak] im on my brother's computer. [ urinal-cak] gig of ram, like 2.6ghz something something [ urinal-cak] feels like im having 20,000 orgasms
120teddy19:43 3 Jun 06<TwiNCannoN> Teddy realdoll would be $
119Fuzzy21:34 1 Jun 06<Duckman142> show yourself for the petty child u r
117Fuzzy17:04 29 May 06* termi-uni unzips[ termi-uni ] now praise mine. [@Fuzzy ] wow, that is incredible [@Fuzzy ] i mean, how do you pee thru something so small? [ termi-uni ] Fuzzy : i get your mum to suck it out for me
116Fuzzy18:39 28 May 06[ [DFC]Lez[S] your kids stole there smarts [@Ein_Stein|] *their
110FTW|esoj16:23 8 May 06<Fuzzy> you guys are clowns :)
109cornix[GER]16:07 8 May 06<the_funkmaster> pravda's arguments basically boils down to "i suck, so i'm right"
108FTW|esoj15:59 8 May 06*** Fuzzy has left #dystopia (i'll be back when it's fixed)
106mole07:55 8 May 06(rebel_girl) the second boss is impossible (the_funkmaster) the second boss is lez (rebel_girl) lez fucked me in the mouth like 5 times already
101the_funkmaster15:17 7 May 06<carn1x> nah fuzzy is just a PR front for the dev team <carn1x> lez is the real leader
100FTW|esoj15:13 7 May 06<carn1x> esoj ur a quote whore
99FTW|esoj15:12 7 May 06<Raven|dys> ph34r the lesser clans :O
98carn1x03:59 7 May 06 <Laguana> you had one rl... who hit me *EVERY 15 SECONDS*
97carn1x02:44 7 May 06<Tony> ok, I'm going to the other room now. if you still need me scream really loud over the vent <FTW|esoj> TONY <FTW|esoj> was that loud enough :p <Domo|Towel> i don't think it was enough to penetrate the barrier between IRC and vent
96Thorbinator02:23 7 May 06• 02KommunisT closes door • 02+DeathPena1ty locks said door • 02Thorbinator hides behind door • 02KommunisT looks out the window
95Fuzzy17:35 6 May 06[+DeathPena1] WW3 got missle in 3:46
94GotenXiao16:24 6 May 06Xerox never comes up with anything original.
93carn1x16:23 6 May 06 <DeathPena1ty> 21 inch monitor WOOT! [00:23] <FTW|esoj> so now WoW looks twice as shit?
89Mole07:44 6 May 06Ein_Stein: "Its been proven that 100% of terrorists drink water, so we should ban water"
87FTW|esoj15:48 5 May 06<the_funkmaster>the funkmaster = FGT
86FTW|esoj15:43 5 May 06<the_funkmaster> noone complains when i call myself FGT
85FTW|esoj13:51 5 May 06<[DFC]Ronin> i dunno who they are but i bet they wanna play wit ma balls
84feanix06:23 5 May 06<Tribolute> Fuzzy we're playing doctors, i'm the patient and you're the proctologist that's about to lose his license
82carn1x15:04 4 May 06<hg|obb> spawning in dys is like 8 babies being born and trying to claw their way out at the exact same time while the doctor drops firecrackers in the vagina
81Mole13:27 4 May 06(Aneutralshadeofblack) 90% of people are stupid. (Aneutralshadeofblack) I'm in the other 20%
80[DFC]Cin07:54 4 May 06 <hg|obB> it was basically tentacle kiddie porn thinly veiled as a movie
77[DFC]Cin08:50 3 May 06 <termi> hg|obB big boys are talking, stfu
74hg|obB14:59 2 May 06 <hg|obB> the !q is retarded
73Fuzzy14:09 2 May 06[@[DFC]urina] i did say that!
72Fuzzy14:09 2 May 06[ the_funkma] <[DFC]urinal-cake> Fuzzy is Satan
71FTW|esoj14:03 2 May 06[DFC]urinal-cake: i want a gay slumber
70GotenXiao13:47 2 May 06 29] GotenXiao [21:49 11] [DFC]urinal-cake or I will decrease the amount of semen in your body. <-- that sounds wrong [21:49 30] [DFC]urinal-cake Yes
69Sheepe13:45 2 May 06[DFC]urinal-cake i'm going to murder.
68GotenXiao13:43 2 May 06 18] [DFC]urinal-cake Quit with the quotes.
67Sheepe13:42 2 May 06dystopia [46] [15:05] <urinal-cake> but anyways, ima go down to the local middle school and watch the little children [15:05] <[DFC]Cin> what do you mean you are going to watch children? Like, sit in your car and masterbate as they walk by or something? w
66[DFC]Eggman13:41 2 May 06[@[DFC]urinal-cake]: im so sick of being quoted
65[DFC]Eggman13:32 2 May 06 <Aneutralshadeofblack> !udefine gay sex [22:32] <OldNewsBot> Admit it....the kind of sex you really want! [22:32] <Sheepe> yup
64[DFC]EggMan14:39 1 May 06<the_funkmaster> lololol the hg guy said emotional
63dukes07:36 1 May 06-15:38:43- [[JIP]Aneutralshadeofblack]: Lez is mistaking his relfection in the egomirror for Cin.
60dukes08:52 29 Apr 06[Forceflow]: because surfing in 640*480 is like continous kick in the groin.
59FTW|esoj17:16 28 Apr 06Skie: Dystopia makes my computer crash repeatedly because it's so shit.
54FTW|esoj14:56 27 Apr 06Pravda: and for the love of god, end the spam -_-
52stalker14:42 27 Apr 06|09:44| »» [Thorbinator] im mentally afk
51Ghezus14:39 27 Apr 06<urinal-cake> Fuzzy needs to make it so you cant add your own quotes or something. I mean, some of those are just seriously terrible
50FTW|esoj14:27 27 Apr 06the_funkmaster: caps lock makes my kidneys bleed
49[S8]Aneutralshadeofb12:44 27 Apr 06 <[DFC]Cin-dieing> !udefine Bobbus [21:39] <Bobbus> !udefine fail [21:39] <[DFC]Cin-dieing> T_T [21:39] <Bobbus> lol [21:41] <[DFC]Cin-dieing> !udefine Bobbus [21:41] <OldNewsBot> Term used to describe when somebody shits themselves when having Ana
48[DFC]Cin-dieing12:31 27 Apr 06 * Tumbleweed has joined #dystopia [15:32] * Tumbleweed rolls by [15:32] * Tumbleweed has quit IRC (Client Quit)
47[S8]Aneutralshadeofb12:11 27 Apr 06 * [S8]Aneutralshadeofblack gives glorious Rei-substitute manlove to Cin.
46[DFC]Cin12:05 27 Apr 06 <urinal-cake> but anyways, ima go down to the local middle school and watch the little children [15:05] <[DFC]Cin> what do you mean you are going to watch children? Like, sit in your car and masterbate as they walk by or something? wtf?
40[DFC]Cin12:10 26 Apr 06 <urinal-cake> im going to go warm a bagel up and put my penis in it
39urinal-cake12:03 26 Apr 06<urinal-cake> !udefine lez <OldNewsBot> short for lesbian.
38[DFC]Cin12:01 26 Apr 06 <[DFC]Cin> !udefine sodomy [15:02] <OldNewsBot> The reason why I lost my most recent girlfriend this year
34feanix23:37 25 Apr 06& Thorbinator & im wearing no pants
33feanix23:36 25 Apr 06@ Thorbinator @ im wearing no pants
32feanix23:36 25 Apr 06@Thorbinator@im wearing no pants
31Laguana23:35 25 Apr 06<feanix> someone say something witty
25Thorbinator18:42 21 Apr 0602(02dcc02) GET HIM WHILE HE CHOKES
24Rocky17:03 21 Apr 06<TwiNCannoN> it's like the ugly child you left on the highway at 1 in the morning
23dukes16:51 21 Apr 06-00:52:01- [@feanix]: GAY MONKEYS FOR ALL!
22feanix16:48 21 Apr 06<the_funkmaster> omg you quoted me! violation of my intellectual property!!!!
21Rocky16:44 21 Apr 06<feanix> gmax is to 3dsmax as duplo is to lego
20FTW|esoj16:43 21 Apr 06
16[DFC]Cin17:54 19 Apr 06<Pravda> Bleh, my memory -_-. What's the order of the guns in doom? <[DFC]Cin> Pee Shooter =>> Compensating for Something? <[DFC]Cin> *Pea <[DFC]Cin> fuck <_<
15Fuzzy17:52 19 Apr 06[+DeathPena1] fuzz needs to get more quotes
3urinal-cake17:00 18 Apr 06<Starburst> geeks need sex too you knoe <Starburst> it's why fuzzy is never around these days
2Fuzzy16:55 18 Apr 06[ urinal-cak] i want some nipples that aren't bigger than my mouth
1Fuzzy19:38 17 Apr 06[ Bobbus ] esoj doesnt have a ping, he has a delivery estimate
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the_funkmaster was quoted 5 times
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FTW|esoj added 12 quotes
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